Da Bills

I've lived in New England for more than 20 years. But I'm still a Bills fan. It's a sad, lonely existence.

It goes without saying that the Bills aren't in the Superbowl. My second best team, the Pats, surprisingly are not in it either. But I'll watch it anyway for the commercials and the spectacle.

Here's some good Bills jokes for your entertainment courtesy of SuzieQ:

Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Buffalo Bills.

Q: What do the Buffalo Bills and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."

Q: How do you keep a Buffalo Bill out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

Q: Where do you go in Buffalo in case of a tornado?
A: To Rich Stadium - they never get a touchdown there.

Q: What do you call a Buffalo Bill with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.

Q: Why doesn't Rochester have a professional football team?
A: Because then Buffalo would want one.

Q: What's the difference between the Buffalo Bills and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: What do the Buffalo Bills and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road

Q: How many Buffalo Bills does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.